It’s been a while since I’ve posted a new song that I realllyyyy like. I reallyyyyy like this one.

(Boston.com) A Chechen man with ties to Boston Marathon bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev was shot and killed by an FBI agent in Orlando early today when the man attacked the agent, the FBI said in a statement.

 

The FBI identified the person shot and killed as Ibragim Todashev, 26.

 

According to the FBI and local news accounts, the shooting took place in an apartment building on Peregrine Avenue while Todashev was being questioned about the bombings and Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

 

“The agent, along with other law enforcement personnel, were interviewing an individual in connection with the Boston Marathon bombing investigation when a violent confrontation was initiated by the subject,’’ the FBI said in a statement released around 9:30 a.m. today.

 

“During the confrontation, the individual was killed and the agent sustained non-life threatening injuries,’’ the FBI said. “As this incident is under review, we have no further details at this time.”

 

Khusen Tamariv, a friend of Todashev told WESH-TV in Orlando, that both he and Todashev were questioned about his ties to Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was killed in a shootout in Watertown with police on April 19; his younger brother Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is in federal custody and facing charges that could bring the death penalty.

 

Taramiv said his friend was not close to Tsarnaev. “They were not best friends,’’ Taramiv told the Orlando station.

 

“He had a bad feeling,’’ Taramiv, who quoted Todashev as telling him that the FBI was “making up this crazy stuff’’ that there was a connection between the terror suspect and himself.

 

Taramiv said the two men spoke recently, likely via Skype, but had only limited contact with each other since Todashev moved to Florida. He also told WESH-TV that Todashev was a Muslim, but was not radicalized nor did he possess any weapons.

Maybe this guy wasn’t a terrorist. Who knows? It sucks he died but that’s what happens when you an attack an FBI agent while he’s questioning you about your ties to a terrorist. Also, try to avoid associating with people who you think may try to blow up a street full of people.

I’ve never understood the people who knew asshole terrorists/murderers/etc that say “I never suspected a thing! They seemed totally normal!” How is that possible? Not a single red flag was raised? When I hear that, 3 things come to my mind.

1) You don’t make accurate first impressions.

2) You’re bad at reading people. If you know somebody well enough to skype them and don’t get any inklings that maybe somethings a little off, you need to work on your situational awareness.

3) You aren’t stalking your friends enough.

I periodically stalk every person in my life. I’ll set aside an afternoon, stake out where I know they’re gonna be, then  follow them around for about an hour. I observe for a little while, decide whether or not they’re up to anything funny, and then I go on with the rest of my day.  About a week later I text them the picture I took of them while I was stalking to let them know  “yeah, I followed you”. I’ve got eyes out on everyone in my life and I’m way safer because of it.

Here’s the picture I got of my roommate when I followed him into the grocery store. Look carefully.

Got him.

Sergio Garcia’s verbal sparring with Tiger Woods continued Tuesday night in Europe with what could be perceived as a racial reference aimed at the world’s No. 1 player for which the Spaniard later issued an apology.

 

Garcia, who took issue with Woods for what he viewed as a breach of golf course etiquette during the third round of The Players Championship two weeks ago, was asked in jest at a European Tour function if he would be inviting Woods to dinner during next month’s U.S. Open.

 

“We’ll have him round every night,” Garcia said, according to multiple media reports. “We will serve fried chicken.”

This isn’t racist. I know on the surface it seems racist but I promise you it isn’t. This is jilted love. Sergio has been talking about Tiger for weeks now. We get it bro. You’re in love with Tiger. You want to have him over for dinner and then have ambien sex with him. It’s 2013. Jason Collins already came out. We’re cool with it.

Pretty much the only reason I wrote this blog was so I’d have an excuse to post this video.

Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!

Huffington Post– JOHNS CREEK, Ga. — A college student in suburban Atlanta is accused of faking his own kidnapping to avoid telling his parents he was failing a class.

John’s Creek city spokesman Doug Nurse says 19-year-old Aftab Aslam bought a cellphone and texted his parents a story about being kidnapped April 27. Nurse says Aslam camped for about a week in an undeveloped area in Forsyth County, but the weather turned cold and rainy and he went home.

Nurse says Aslam left home because he didn’t want to tell his parents he was failing an English class at Georgia Gwinnett College.

Aslam is charged with making a false report, false statements, tampering with evidence and terroristic threats. It’s unclear if he has an attorney. He was being held without bail Friday.
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Well I guess that’s one way to do it. Another way would be to NOT fail English. I may be biased cause I minored in English, but it’s not rocket science- literally. How anyone could pass college Math courses but fail an English course is beyond me.

Now, I’m not encouraging cheating, and if I did it wouldn’t be for an English course, but does this kid realize how easy it would be to cheat in an English course? It’s all papers, no tests- people would literally write a paper for you if you paid them. Afab over here got a little too fancy and is now labeled as a felon when he could have been labeled as a simple cheater. Good job, bro. Clearly higher education just wasn’t for you.